Starting at the beginning of the universe and going to the beginning of the epic and mildly disturbing battles between Set and his nephew Horus, Egyptian mythology is epic, funny, interesting, and bizarre. It's taken way too long to get into this mythology, and I'm excited to dive in.

The creature has no problem diving your mouth. As a newt. Things really only go downhill from there.

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"Tralaga" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Tossed" by Blue Dot Sessions

"No Squirell Commotion" by Podington Bear

"Horizon Liner" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Haena" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Modulation of the Spirit" by Little Glass Men


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