Today's story comes from Slavic folklore and it was so much fun. It's surprisingly complex and full of magic, love, and a sleazy little kidnapper who just can't catch a break.

Did you know cotton balls were vegetarian friendly snacks? I mean, they're also living things, but they are primarily plants. They taste like old fish and/or honey, but they are low cholesterol so, you know, there's that.

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"Vanagon" by Podington Bear | "Qi" by Blue Dot Sessions | "Waypoint 7" by Blue Dot Sessions | "We Drive Three Days" by Blue Dot Sessions | "Old Regrets" by Lee Rosevere | "The Secret to Growing Up" by Lee Rosevere


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