Three stories from the Grimm brothers of people helping someone out. Sometimes that goes well. Other times you end up with an indescribable urge to bury your nose in filth and hunt for truffles.

The creatures are three generations of sleazy Irish water creatures on a redemption arc.


Shakespeare bandages:





All music by Blue Dot Sessions


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A character threatens another with getting his ears cut off (but the listener knows the whole time this is a fake out). Three men volunteer to have their eyes, hand, and heart removed (they have a magical herb to restore them). A pair of people are looking for replacement eyes, and they light on a mischievous cat. In the next scene, they have a pair of cat eyes.