The story of Mirza, from Armenian folklore, and why it pays to be a heavy sleeper. Also, if you find your incredibly angry, stinky uncle chained up in a's probably best to leave him there. If you can.

The creature this week is Big Bird! If Big Bird ate corpses...

The story of Mirza:

Bacon bandages:


"Bossa Boa" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Crosswire" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Halpver" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Where we Make our Stand" by Chad Crouch
"Pacific Wrens (Instrumental)"" by Chad Crouch


Kickstart your holiday shopping with Uncommon Goods. We’re all out of the ordinary: