🧞‍♂️Trying to meet the love of your life? Maybe ask for help from two genies trying to kill each other.🧞‍♂️

Even if you're not trying to meet the love of your life or, like the characters in today's story, actively trying to avoid meeting the love of your life because you really don't want to marry, you still might end up falling for someone anyway. And then maybe dying of a broken heart because that's apparently actually a thing.

😈 The Creature: Ebu Gogo

They will take your stuff and your children...and then ask the children how to cook themselves because no one wants to eat raw children, not even hairy monsters with (maybe) dog teeth.

Music:

"Cabana Flats" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Ilustrad" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Lana Minor" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Scallat" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Shepman" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Steady Now" by Blue Dot Sessions

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Disclaimer

  • A character threatens self-harm by means of throwing herself on a sword.
  • A woman dressed up as a king forces her (unwitting) husband into sexual intercourse in order to leave the kingdom. This is an act he is extremely uncomfortable with, but she does not relent and insists he carry it out. We don't get explicit at all, but the character does make the husband go through with it, only discovering the king is actually a woman and indeed his wife when...well, you can probably imagine.