The story of a storyteller who can't think of a story to tell, and how a stranger solves that problem by getting him fired and taking him on wacky adventures with too many beheadings.

The creature is the Lou Carcolh. Brace yourself, snail links are coming.


I don't know if this is a good price for snails:

No idea why I find this video of a snail eating a cucumber so unnerving, but here you go:

Here's one eating a strawberry. I hate this.

Snail eating spaghetti.

Very solid post and one of my sources for the Lou Carcolh:



"Peter Gray" by Chad Crouch
"Poor Wayfaring Stranger" by Chad Crouch
"All the Pretty Horses" by Chad Crouch


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