The madcap story of what happens when a monk decides he doesn't want to be a monk anymore. He wants to make way more a poet.

Also, why it might be weird if you're eating several cows for breakfast.

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"Kremp" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Titter Snowbird" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Laddo" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Arctic Draba" by Blue Dot Sessions


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