What do you do when death comes for you? Well, the characters in today's stories have a lot of ideas, and they're surprisingly successful. The problem? Death works on a much, much longer timeline.

😈 The Creatures: Bulgasari

Why you don't feed your rice monster metal needles. Unlike most pets, it will be fine. You'll be in trouble, though.

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