A boy is born, fated to be one who brings strife. Two sons seek to outrun a family curse. A wife is spared the grisly fates of her husband and son...only if she will marry the one who committed the atrocities. A daughter is saved from certain death...by judgy ducks. These are the stories of the [...]
The backstories of major characters in the Trojan War
Everything is going well for Arthur...until some guys show up from Rome and tell him that the rent is due.
Things are going well for King Arthur for once. He’s in complete control over the island of Great Britain, he’s got a bunch of awesome knights, and dragon attacks are down. What could go wrong? King Arthur should know to never ever ask that question, because twelve men from the definitely not defunct and/or fictional Roman [...]
A king asks his daughters how much they love him and he gets King Lear'ed. Hard. Then he learns the value of a healthy amount of sodium in your diet. The creature this time is the orc, the toothy monstrosity...that isn't remotely what you're thinking about. -- Music: "Stack Me Up" by Blue Dot Sessions "Lina [...]
Faust decides that if he's going to have these powers, he's really going to enjoy them so, in no particular order, he gives himself: A Doctor Strange cloak Telekinesis A demon common law wife and baby A get-out-of-debt plan that involves humorously tearing off his own limbs And grapes. In the winter. Crazy, right? Seriously, [...]
Doctor Faust decides to live it up before he has to make good on his end of the bargain.
The story of Faust and his infamous deal is one that has survived for hundreds of years. Beginning as whispers in Germany in the 1500s, it grew to plays and, most famously, a play by the German writer Goethe, largely considered to be one of the greatest works of German literature. The story has been done [...]
Faust makes his infamous deal with the devil. Hi-jinks ensue.
From the end of the world to the underworld and Armageddon itself, Kalevipoeg does way too many things.