🔮Gaṅgâdhara's astrologer dad has some bad news for his boy: he's going to die. Well, first he'll spend a decade in prison, and then die. Then things will get better? It's the story of the Soothsayer's Son. 😈 The Creature: Denpachi Kitsune Are you sure the best student in your school isn't a secret monster? Really? [...]
🍼 If your parent goes through the trouble of getting you superpowers... Kind of the least you can do is get them a new house. And fight all the dragons infesting that house. And get their increasingly specific and dangerous medical treatments for their very real and not made-up illnesses. 😈 The Creature: Sisimito I did [...]
🪱Mr. Worm is getting married! That (not creepy) stranger is looking in your windows! Shin is driving tired! Five interconnected stories from Korean folklore about letting people know the real you. And 😈 The Creature: Duergar If you're at risk of being beaten up by the Duergar, no offense, but you're probably already breaking several rules [...]
Part of growing in wisdom is learning from our inevitable mistakes. But...what if wisdom wasn't something you acquired through time and experience, but something you could get with a quick wardrobe change? The creature is the Minnesota Ice Man, procured from a "California Millionaire" from Siberia and presented to you. The people. Because scientists have been [...]
⚔️Sir Graelent is too beautiful for his scruples At least that's what the queen thinks. Good thing she doesn't have the power to wreck his whole life if he doesn't love her. Oh, wait... 😈 The Creature: The Witkəś Sick bears eating dirt means you have to get your gunpowder boat, scarecrow, and slow stump wick. [...]
🐐 Who knew packing so many epic Norse heroes into a single house could have such disastrous consequences? Not Odin, that's for sure. There's trouble brewing in Valhalla, and there's only one man who knows how to solve it: Skíði, the smartest famous man of our world, Midgard. But, has the world of Midgard changed too [...]
Anchin just wants to get home in one piece, but has to keep dealing with these pesky consequences of his own actions. The creature is the Pontarof, who manages to make its cousin, the devil ray, look good. Music: "Modern Ghosts" by Breakmaster Cylinder "ick" by Breakmaster Cylinder "Cascade Blasters" by Breakmaster Cylinder
⛰️When the unthinkable happens, Doña must become something she doesn't even recognize to bring justice But, once she travels so far from herself, can she find her way home? This is the story of Doña Josefa Ramirez y Marmolejo. 😈 The Creature: Sheepsquatch Basically a Wampa from Star Wars that lives in West Virginia. --- 📖 [...]
🍜Samurai Pirates, Stabby Sumo Wrestlers, and Punchable Oni Are the consequences of Jiuyemon's actions. We all make mistakes. Too many of the samurai Jiuyemon's mistakes involved killing people with a sword while drunk, though. While the heat dies down, he needs to start a new life in exile. As a toothpaste salesman. 😈 The Creature: Kappa [...]
Andrew Coffey is trapped in a strange realm...and to get out, he has to tell a story. The creature is the tea-kettler! It's neither tea, nor a kettle! Music: Doghouse by Blue Dot Sessions