The story of Queen Guinevere as she goes from princess, to queen, to convict.

The creature is the Ciguapa, from Haitian and Dominican folklore, and you'll see that if you're asking which monsters to follow into the dark forest, you're kind of already making questionable decisions.


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It's implied that Guinevere will be sexually assaulted by invaders, but the scene is brief. We also call Guinevere's dad a rapist (he is), the result of which is a child with his senechal's wife.

As for violence, a horse gets impaled by a dagger.