This week, we learn where you shouldn't kiss a rabbit (it's exactly where you think), and how a dance party can save a city.

The creature is B.O.B., the Beast of Blattenboro, and he's here to do two things: exsanguinate dogs and scare people...and there is a lot of dog blood to suck and people to scare, so it's going to be around for a while.


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Beast of Bladenboro

A newspaper article describing that the hunt for the vampiric "Beast of Bladenboro" has been called off.

8 hometown addresses were unavail.
e- UP
The vampire beast appar- able.
ve ently has won the "Battle of Bla- The four will search for a blood-
e- denboro.
lusting killer that has left seven
Mayor W. G. Fussells said late mangled and lifeless dogs in the as today the hunt is off - unless area, and is known to have van-
- the mystery animal strikes again, ished with an eighth dog. Other at- or unless it is actually sighted.
reports have been received, but
a- The hordes that swarmed this ly
unconfirmed, of other missing an-
er small mill city with rifles, pistols imals.
A young
and shotguns for the past week
were absent tonight, diminished
Mrs. Charles Kinlaw, 21, reported
er to a small crowd awaiting results earlier this week, that the vam-
from a hunting party of four.
pire animal attacked her.